I Found Fear in the Toilet Paper Aisle

As I entered the paper goods aisle I was confronted by section after section of empty space. Other shoppers were in the aisle looking just as awestruck as I.  Fortunately, a couple of large cardboard boxes held a dozen packs of the super generic brand of the commodity that had overnight become more precious than gold. 

McDonald’s and Wal~Mart Pharmacy team up to deliver prescriptions faster – just don’t expect your order to be right.

(the contents of this write up are strictly satirical; no union has been made between these companies at this time) Patients are not practicing patience while waiting for their prescriptions to be filled. Apparently, customers want their prescriptions filled with the rapidity that McDonald’s serves up a cheeseburger. If you don’t mind ketchup on that… Continue reading McDonald’s and Wal~Mart Pharmacy team up to deliver prescriptions faster – just don’t expect your order to be right.